BIGSIXX06,
Hello and welcome to Fantomized. It seems that you have a sense of humor and are not thin-skinned, which are good qualities to have. If you continue with that attitude, along with trying things out and asking
specific questions, you will find a lot of knowledgeable folks willing to assist.
Take a look at this thread.
http://forum.fantomized.info/?action=show_thread&thread=8102&fid=1&page=1
In it is a post that lists some very useful links to the Workshop series, etc., that you will find very useful. These links are also available from the Home Page under 'from Roland' I suggest that you go through these as they will help you get a good basic understanding of the Fantom. Along with the DVD, you should be able to get up and running. And of course, ask questions. As stated prior,
specific questions will garner a response. Pianodick gave some excellent advice in terms of using the Search function and FAQs.
Be patient, take time to get the basics happening, and try things. If you are still stuck, ask. There is a lot of help available here, trust me. These folks are sharp.
And by the way, we all aren't 'computer geeks', LOL!
It's just somewhat considered 'cyber-etiquette' to not use all CAPS when participating in a forum, as it tends to draw unneeded emphasis to a question or issue.
Once again, welcome and good luck on learning your machine. You're going to dig this beast!
Bassman