Post A Funny Joke !

3 Feb 2010, 17:23

Hi there Synth addicts, or what ever addict you are with music.

If you are having a bad day and you want to laugh and cheer up, have a laugh from jokes !!

Laughing is the best medicine !!!

> ` Joke Question ~ Why can't anyone play poker in the Serengeti ?

> ` Joke Answer ~ Because there are to many cheetahs.

Heh ! Heh ! Heh !

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Have a laugh and post a joke !

Try to keep it clean, guys! We have to keep Artemiy under control! I've made this a sticky! Life is too short not to laugh! - PiaKnowGuy

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

3 Feb 2010, 17:35

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his observations. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."

Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: "The Drums have stopped, what happens now?"

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, "Bass Solo".

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

3 Feb 2010, 19:56

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Andy

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

3 Feb 2010, 19:57

Eleph-I-know! This is officially the Best Joke In The World.

Andy

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 00:03

So. When you are having informal conversation with someone, you ask them where they are from. When they tell you, you say "Wow. Did you know that the toothbrush was invented there?" They will usually think that you are kidding. Keep a straight face and convince them that it is true. After a few drinks, or whatever (the key is to let some significant time pass) simply say "if it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush"... The response is usually memorable.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 01:41

the notes, E, G, and B enter in a restaurant.
E: we want a beer.
The bartender look at them and said:
"We don't serve alcohol to minors !"

Do not ever be ashamed of what you are, what you feel, and what you think. The truth hurts, but it is necessary.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 01:50

Clean jokes only, please. - PiaKnowGuy

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 03:34

A man, violin soloist, was playing like a God, in the desert.
3 lions are laying down, and almost in heaven, listening to the music...
the 3 lions are almost asleep...
The 4th lion, came and eat the man.
One of the 3 lion said:
"told you.. that when the deaf is coming, all the fun will be waisted..."

Do not ever be ashamed of what you are, what you feel, and what you think. The truth hurts, but it is necessary.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 03:38

Here's a wind-tunnel tested Sammy James original joke:

A spider walks into a bar, and he says to another spider:

"Time's fun when you're having flies...."

- Sammy

Yes we did.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 06:12

Ahahah!, good day do be back

Eleph-I-know! This is officially the Best Joke In The World.

I KNOW one of our moderator will love this one:
What do you get if you cross a piano with a guy?
A Pia-know-guy

What do you do if your son can't play an instrument?
You buy him a bunch of useless things, a pair of sticks and you call him a percussionist.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 06:40

as told by the masters themselves

Andy

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 07:38

Clean jokes only, please. - PiaKnowGuy

Do not ever be ashamed of what you are, what you feel, and what you think. The truth hurts, but it is necessary.

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 07:46

Why would you never find a Vocalist in your house?

Because they never have the right key and if they did they would not know where to come in

Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 10:29

Two musicians are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps,

My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator says

Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's actually dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says

OK, now what?

Cheers!
PiaKnowGuy
Please listen to 'Storm Chaser' if you wish.

PiaKnow

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Re: Post A Funny Joke !

4 Feb 2010, 20:19

Very sadly, a woman has lost one leg; because of serious infection. Anyway>, i saw this woman holding a bus zone post for balancing, waiting for a bus. I went up to her and asked her for the time. When she told me the time, she also said "Please introduce yourself, i think you're cute" ! I replied "KRE8A, what's your name?"
She said " I LEAN "