Good one, Jesse. Finnish humour at its best...
I hope, and honestly think, that Roland will release an ARX-Strings pretty soon. The ones in the G didn't impress me much. I'm still amazed by the fact that they put 75 acoustic pianos in there, but "only" 80 patches in the Strings bank. (Some of the patches towards the end aren't really strings either...). Imagine what they can do if you think of what they did with the ARX-03! I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
FatBrass