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Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 01:35
When did you become 'The Man' - is it because you are nearing the big 10000 posts? ;-)


Matthew

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 04:08
Uhm... I have always been The Man :-D

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 05:14
I'm going to ask my mum then........if she dosnt know I'LL BE BACK......

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 14:20
Actually I 've been working on a "theory" here ;-)

If you look at the statistics Artemio beat us all at post numbers. But if you look deeper at the "characters per post" you'll get a diferent position (as I type this post):

1-Quinxx
Total Posts 1061
Characters Per Post 750

2-nsheldon
Total Posts 2105
Characters Per Post 653

3-Red Winger
Total Posts 982
Characters Per Post 648

4-FatBoyJim
Total Posts 1715
Characters Per Post 639

5-dboulden
Total Posts 1138
Characters Per Post 589

6-2TIM316
Total Posts 1039
Characters Per Post 572

7-Septimo
Total Posts 851
Characters Per Post 429

8-V-CeeOh
Total Posts 1273
Characters Per Post 422

9-Lawrencew
Total Posts 1450
Characters Per Post 415

10-sambasevam
Total Posts 1586
Characters Per Post 411

11-Phait
Total Posts 916
Characters Per Post 410

12-bassman
Total Posts 2104
Characters Per Post 398

13-pianodick
Total Posts 1401
Characters Per Post 368

14-mucsusn
Total Posts 1579
Characters Per Post 335

15-Artemio
Total Posts 9897
Characters Per Post 266

As you see, Artemio is last in this list :-P

Obviously I don't have (and don't want) any way to verify this but took my chance and found that most probably the winner isn't present at the top list and he is:
SammyJames
Total Posts 202
Characters Per Post 819

Conclusion:
Artemio is not telling us everything he knows or he clicks "POST" ,instead of pressing the RETURN key, at every phrase he types :-DDD

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 15:24
Wow V-CeeOh, I'm impressed. You sure know how to DOES the MATH.

I bet it's aPheng-thing though.

XXX, Don Philippo

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Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

14 Mar 2007, 17:39
The most offence caused per post - Dansgold (apparently). I thought this dude was ok, but he did piss off a few in his time. I always wondered if he re-registered............

Come on; own up if your Dansgold....anyone??????

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

15 Mar 2007, 07:20
I bet it's aPheng-thing though.

Damm you Don, you got me!!!
:-D

The true answer(s)...

15 Mar 2007, 08:22
> Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

Top guesses:

1. After his surgery?
2. After mine? (before, he could only pretend being #2)
3. Because such a title helps Artemio to endure is heavy husband life (at home, Artemio is doing the ironing, cleaning, cooking...)

But the very true story is to be found here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comrade_Artemio

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

15 Mar 2007, 08:31
After puberty...

Septimo ,'^)
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Septimo ,'^)
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MV-8800!!!!!!!

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

15 Mar 2007, 12:02
Watermelon:

"at home, Artemio is doing the ironing, cleaning, cooking..."

Who in the world dared to unveil the truth to you???!!! :-o

Re: Artemio - When Did You Become 'The Man'

15 Mar 2007, 13:25
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An example of male ironing duties that have got out of control..........all should beware the dreaded iron.

You guys clearly don't know ANYTHING...

16 Mar 2007, 21:45
...about WHY Artemio is "The Man."

I asked him about this years ago. And what he told me was that he was tired of getting SPAM emails, so he changed his original email handle to something that most SPAMMERS wouldn't immediately recognize.

That is what he told me, anyway. No idea what goes on in that Krazy UKranian guy's head. But I imagine that it isn't that far-flung from what any of us thinks about all day long....

Roland gear and sex. Pretty much in that order, too.

- Sammy

Al Gore should win an Oscar. In fact, he should be President of the United States... oh yeah --- HE IS the President of the United States.

http://www.sammyjames.com/music.htm
Yes we did.

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